© [2025] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved. [ # # ____ _ _ __ __ ____ ####### | |_] ) \ \ / / | _ \ / _ \ |_ _| # # |-----\ \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | ####### | |_) | \ V / | |_| | | |_| | | | # # |___/ | | |___/ \___/ |_| 🔥 |_| 🎵 Title: "Real Man 3000" #NFC_Bingo [Dubstep / Masculinity] #ByDOT🔥 We want a man with a beard... But soft hands for the baby wipe. He lifts at the gym – But he lifts the stroller too, right? Knows the price of broccoli, And how to fold a fitted sheet. He’s six-foot-something... But still rubs lotion on my feet. We want a real man – not a caveman! Washing dishes with his Ray-Bans! Knows his way 'round a casserole pan, And tells my mama, “Yes, ma’am!” Beard game strong, heart game stronger, Grocery cart full, love lasts longer! Change that diaper – drop that beat – You’re the daddy that can’t be beat! Iron shirts with his iron will. Cries at films – but still pays the bills. Knows five shades of copper blonde, Says “You changed your hair!” like Bond. Vacuum like a hurricane, Still holds doors – he's got no shame. Cleans the tub and calls me queen, Yeah, that’s my hyper-modern dream. He bakes... he breaks stereotypes. He breaks… and then he bakes again. Masculinity? Reprogrammed. Whisk, rinse, repeat... We want a real man – not a caveman! Dances while he’s got the spray can! Polishes mirrors, wipes up fears – Talks about feelings without shifting gears! Sews a button, slow-cooked beef, Texts back fast, gives me relief. This ain’t fragile – this is grand – He’s the Dubstep SuperDad™! © [2025] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved.
