MERRY… PHONLIN… CHRISTMAS!!! WRRAHHHHHHH—!! (Metal crunch drops in) Chug-chug CRUNCH, snow shakes off the roof, 808s slam while the demons move. Cowbells click with the mosh-pit rage, Santa in the pit with the beard unphased. (Trap-metal verse) Skrrt on the sleigh with the bassline bend, Phonk in my veins ’til the world transcend. Gingerbread fists, candy-cane chrome, Kickin’ down doors like I’m bringin’ you home. (Breakdown – S.O.D. crunch) WRAHH — bells clash like steel on steel, Ho-ho-holy rage, this Christmas is real. Crowd goes wild when the riff ignites— Mosh-pit snowstorm in the neon lights. (Hook reprise) MERRY… PHONLIN CHRISTMAS… WRAHHHH!! Trap-metal sleigh bells—breaking the night.
