Doctor's Orders
[[──────────────── © 2025 Text by @cptjackzerow All rights reserved. Copying my songs is prohibited. Covers are welcome with credit ♥ Follow me for more! ♥ → https://linktr.ee/CaptainJackZerow ────────────────]] ❝ Uuuhh hey there, patient... number... ehm.. whatever! Numbers bore me anyway~ I just call you my new favorite! ❞ Let’s see what’s scribbled here... ⋘ *watching notes* ⋙ Your file says electroshock, dopamine drip, Antipsychotics for delusions right under "bad trip? Hallucinations, psychosis, sweet euphoria ~ Followed, of course, by "schizophrenia" ✩ schizophrenia.. - schizophrenia.. - schizophrenia.. ✩ ⋆｡°✩ [Verse 1] ✩°｡⋆ Numb the tongue, lips go dry... Twitch again, it’s working fine. Eyeballs shake, pupils wide~ 👁️ Smile for me! — you’re certified. ✩ schizophrenia.. - schizophrenia.. - schizophrenia.. ✩ ⋆｡°✩ [Pre-Chorus] ✩°｡⋆ Oh boo-hoo! Psychosis strong? (soo strong) Well then... electroshock therapy — all night long~ *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* [Chorus] Doctor’s orders — count to ten! Take your meds, don’t fight the end Padded walls... Bloody calls... Watching now — as your sanity falls... Doctor’s orders — just comply. Shut your mouth, try not to die! (die) Scalpel, please! Or maybe two? Now, be still, honey — it’s good for you... (“good for you... good for you... good for you...”) ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ ⋆｡°✩ [Instrumental solo] ✩°｡⋆ ("La-da-dee, la-da-da~") ("La-da-dee, la-da-da~") ("Playing doctor, la-da-da~") ⋆｡°✩ [Post-Chorus] ✩°｡⋆ Did I forget to numb your pain? (your pain...? your pain...? your pain...?) Shh~ Wait.. or did I mean to? Hm... that's insane! Ketamine drips... (drips, drips, drips) Morphine kicks... (kicks, kicks, kicks) Psychosis cracks, full of hallucinations White coats down — gotta kill that patience. Slice the lobes — straightjacket’s tight, Electroshock bop, yeah, we party all night! *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* [Final Chorus] Doctor’s orders — one last scan! Funny how the records ran... Diagnosis? Misaligned! Treatment failed — they lost their mind. Doctor’s orders — check the name. Oh what fun — we’re just the same~ Scalpel up! One twist or two? I kept the coat... but not the rules *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* ⋘ giggle ⋙ *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* ⋆｡°✩ [Outro] ✩°｡⋆ Aw, patient, you look pale... Is it the blood loss or excitement? Don’t answer! It’s rhetorical... *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* Nah, sweetie... Those boring notes never worked for me either. But! Luckily, I’ve discovered much more... *creative* methods~ They worked wonders on Doctor Dead-meat here. Ehm... I mean Bradley ♥ *beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap-beep-beep-zap* ╔═☆═════════════☆═╗ ♥ end ♥ ╚═☆═════════════☆═╝
