# **CRAZY SUE’S — TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN** 🦇🌈 **[Intro — Spoken]** Lipstick on. Fangs in. Sue’s got the playlist— Let the chaos begin! **[Verse 1]** Velvet jackets, platform shoes, Rainbow lights at Crazy Sue’s, Someone’s cape is caught again, Someone’s flirting with their friend. Gay, trans, bi beneath the glow, Pan and ace enjoying the show, Any pronouns, any name, Grab your glitter—join the game! **[Chorus]** **TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN!** Raise that fan and stamp those feet! Rainbow hearts and gothic glamour, Feel the thunder in the beat! Black lace! Bright pride! Everybody’s welcome inside! At Crazy Sue’s, let everybody know— **WE BLOOM IN BLACK, WE GLOW!** **[Verse 2]** Lesbian witches steal the floor, Nonbinary royalty want more, Someone needs a quiet chair, Someone helps repair their hair. Sue comes spinning, knocks her tea, Says, “That move was choreography!” Then a vampire shouts, “Encore!” Now we’re stomping through the floor! **[Bridge — Crowd Chant]** Want to dance? **ASK ME FIRST!** Need a break? **REST THOSE FEET!** Come as you are, Find your place— There’s a rainbow in this bass! **[Final Chorus]** **TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN!** Raise that fan and stamp those feet! Rainbow hearts and gothic glamour, Feel the thunder in the beat! Black lace! Bright pride! Everybody’s welcome inside! At Crazy Sue’s, let everybody know— **WE BLOOM IN BLACK, WE GLOW!** **[Outro — Whispered]** Take your coat. Collect your wings. Leave Sue’s playlist alone. **She bites.**
