[Intro - Hook - Chorus] Stone, dust, bones everywhere! I came here to dethrone, the King of these undead Bones, the chapel glows neon, like it's a fucking rave, Neon Ashes, coming down like rain! [Verse 1] it's neon glowing in this tomb, I smile when I waltz into the room, there are skel-ee-tons everywhere! some armored, some bones are bare, I grab my sword, my book of spells, my battlecry, I start to yell! send'em all back to hell! [cybercore screams] (Here is the story, hear the tale!) this boss battle is intense! [male aggressive emo vocals] taking some massive damage! I stab, slash, cast Destruction magic! blame flames and shadowsteppin', im knocking down, the chapel's bell, sanctuary? nope! better run, don't crack! Chapel of Bones! MY MAGIC, be BLACK CLASSED! DONT FUCK with ME, MAGE/ASSASSIN! [VIDEO game VOICE SHOUTS IN BACKGROUND!] (Double CLASSED!) just me & Ultra! are stepping in, he's taking to much fucking damage! [Loud robotic video game voice exclaims] (Player 2! get ready!) [drum build] [stop] (ULTRA!) [vinyl scratch] (COMBO!] [HARD NEEDLE DROP] [WHOLE BAND CRASHES IN] [raspy male rap vocals] uhh . uhh Twice I set my special bar to max, waiting for the best moment till I attack! I roll it forward, i roll it back, 3 punches all together, timing exact! I start glow and now it's on, harder than shinku ha-dou-kan!, shoryu reppa, or shin shoryuken! I use my ultra, on the sticks, start glowing orange and let go, call it .. [stop] [robotic video game voice says] Cyber Chaotic Electrokenisis! [full band and beat come crashing back in -halftime] [both rap and clean vocals sing] this is the end, we are almost fucking hit! time for us all to call it quits! our HP be critically low! we just might be going ghost! [Boom!*] [vinyl stop] [an older male voice says lowly] it was then our adventurers seem about be be lost to the chapel of Bones, where no man, has every made it out to know, if there is a way out, we'll find a way! and when we had just lost all hope, a vibrant orb of white light began to glow! it's presence, it's warmth, inviting me to come inside, My health is healed, my wounds no more! I stand back up, and beg for more! [amplifier screech's with feedback and distortion] [female laughing eerily] [Female emo punk rock vocals] ok, now listen up, bitch! here we go! the name is Luna, you should know! I am a healer, I'll shield you and buff your stats so quick! level 27, Rioting Cleric! you guys were almost dead, I made it through! to make sure I completed what I came to do! 7th sent me here to you! I promised I would not let you die! now this undead guy can kiss his fucking ass goodbye! [Video game robot voice] HP and Mana restored! Regen, haste, and buffs galore! now we are evening the score! uhh! huh! ok! ok yeah! we are vanquishing the it evil dead! [💥 Boom!] Let's Riot! [guitar solo] [turntable frenzy] [outro - skeletons chanting aggressively ("lalala lalala lalalalala la la") - sped up to 85bpm break beats, and dark haunting ghostly graveyard phonk with deep dungeon dubstep epic drop, slowly fades out to the record still spinning on the turntables skipping] [Male voice *sighs*.. and says lowly] (fucking clerics..) [stop] [two claps] [stop] [Arcade Robotic video voice SHOUTS in background!] YOU WIN! BOSS DEFEATED! [TRUMPET SOUNDS OUT] ("duh, duh duh, Duuuh Duh duh duh Duuuh Duh duhhhhh!") [slow dark bass drum and hat [tick tick..kick kick] [reverse vinyl scratch] [vinyl stop]
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