"Hi everyone. Hi. Hi. Hello." I'M DROPPING MY ALBUM HOTTEST JOINT YOU EVER HIT CHERRY BIGGER THAN THE METEOR THAT GOT ALL OF THEM DINOS DID I'M RIIIIICH. YEAH I'M REAL CHIEF BOUGIE DANCE A LITTLE CHARLESTON DO A LOTTA POLLUTING I'M THIIIICK. LOVE THE LOBSTER AND THE CHICKEN MEAT BUTTER UP REAL BIG DIRTY DISHES MY TREAT CUZ YOU CAN LICK THE PLATTER CLEAN PLECOSTOMUS ON DROPPINGS AY YO I DID A GOOD DEEEED BUT ONLY ACCIDENTALLLLY NORMALLY I'M IN A JET LIKE A KING DROPPING THEM FUMES ON THINGS DROP THEM ALBUM LIKE HOUSE ON VALIUM GET THE NOTIFICATION BABY REAAAAD ALL ABOUT ITTTTT O HEY I GOT A NEW ALBUM THIS ONE IS THE QUIET ONE THATS A LITTLE LOUDER THEY'RE DIFFERENT BUT SIMILAR THIS ONE REALLY OUT THERE THIS ONE PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT THIS ONE GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES THIS ONE SAY THAT JESUS COOL THIS ONE SAY HE NOT THERE WOAH. GOT THIS TRACK AND IT HITS LIKE SHIA ON THE WEEKEND MADE ME GO BLIND AND FORGET HOW TO BE DECENT MADE ME FIND GOD MADE ME LOOK LIKE JESUS ACT LIKE TINY TIM CRY LIKE HANK HILL LIVE LIKE A HERMIT AND DIE UP ON THAT HILL THIS ALBUM REALLY REALLY GOOD. I THINK. LITTLE BRAIN CELLS MOVING LOTTA ROBOT GOING CLANK BAKED FRESH FRESH BIRTH MAN THIS WHOLE SONG DANK GONNA RETIRE ON AN ISLAND FILL THE WHOLE DANG BANK LIKE THIS ALBUM REALLY REALLY GOOD. I THINK. OH GOD I'M REALLY NERVOUS WHAT'S EVERYONE GONNA THINK THIS MY WHOLE LIFE'S WORK THIS MY SOUL FULL BARED THIS MY BEE HOLE OUT SHEESH EVERYBODY GONNA STARE. THIS ALBUM REALLY NOT GOOD. IT STANK. SORRY. MAN MY ALBUM BEST IN THE LAND BRO MY ALBUM REALLY GO HARD MY ACID BRING THE DROP TO THE YARD LIKE MILK SHAKE QUAKE LIKE TYLER POWER OF THIS MAN HERE OVER FIVE THOUSAND LIVING DEAD GIRL IN THE BACK OF THE DRAGULA GET A BATH ROB ZOMBIE GET A BATH AND THEN YOU BE LIKE OOH LA LA THIS ALBUM REALLY KILLS IT THE VIBES ARE FREAKING PERFECT THERE'S BEEN NOTHING BETTER SINCE THE SMURFS TWO SOUNDTRACK I'M SPEECHLESS BUT PREACHERS LIKE THIS ALBUM BETTER THAN JESUS MORE THAN STEPHEN HAWKING LOVED GOONING TIPPING THE STICK BACK AND FORTH SO IT JIGGLED HIS SACK PERFECT AND I CAN'T SAY PERFECT TOO MANY TIMES OR THE ALBUM WILL BE RUINED AND IF THIS ALBUM IS NOT SUCCESSFUL AND MY LIFE DOESN'T GET BETTER THEN I'LL SHAKE APART LIKE A SPACE SHIP IN A UNIVERSE THAT HATES VESSELS BECAUSE MAN MY ALBUM IS PERFECT I'M IN STAN'S TRUNK I KNOW IT I WROTE THE ADDRESSES ON EM PERFECTLY NOW SOMEBODY'S JUST GOTTA OPEN IT. [SILENCE] [TOTAL SILENCE] [desperate quieted] ".. hello?" [quiet] [unnerving distant droning quiet synth] [strained quiet] "hello? isn't there.. anyone?" [lonely quiet wind blows] [leaves rustle] [quiet] [desolate quiet lonely shore waves] [quiet] "hey.. is anyone here? could someone.. help me?" [quiet] [descending unnerving broken humming synth quiet] "I.." [quiet] "I really want you to jerk it to this album. Lets go." MY ALBUM SMASHED YOUR MOM FWAAAH! YOUR ALBUM IS WEAK AND ALL WRONG gross. YOUR ALBUM COULDN'T EVEN GROW A BEARD YOUR ALBUM IS EMBARRASSING AND WEIRD EVERYBODY POINTED AND LAUGHED SPIT ON YOUR LIMP ALBUM IN THE TRASH OWN MOM COULDN'T LISTEN TO IT HALFWAY SAID SON YOU HAD A GOOD RUN BUT.. CALL IT A DAY. "Your album is poopy. bub." MY ALBUM BENCH FIVE HUNN ITS GOLD PLATED PLATINUM NUMBER ONE ALBUM INVENTED COOL STUFF LIKE GUNS ALBUM SAID GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE ALBUM SAID GOLD DIGGING IS EVIL ALBUM SAID YOU ALL DORKY PEOPLE ALBUM SAID DARE TO RESIST DRUGS AND VIOLENCE NINE INCH NAILS THROUGH THEY EYE LIDS SO NICE ITS THIS ALBUM ITS REALLY REALLY GOOD. STICKY STANK. OH GOD I'M REALLY NERVOUS WHAT'S EVERYONE GONNA THINK THIS MY WHOLE LIFE'S WORK THIS MY SOUL FULL BARED THIS MY BEE HOLE OUT SHEESH EVERYBODY GONNA STARE.
