Useless (aka - Middle Aging Daddy)

A New Distraction © 2025 https://suno.com/@anewdistraction +++++++++++++++++++++ [verse] You told me I was your prince and you would protect me Find me a princess that's deserving But you are the queen that I am yearning A fairy tale a book that I am closing on you OooOOooo [Chorus] Cause I'm a Useless, middle, aging daddy Who's wasted, all his time on learning nothing new He sits in his room all day complaining Fixing nothing while ruining his life Leaving everything behind [Musical interlude] Waking up far too early accomplishing nothing Laying in bed well past noon (with so much to do) Wondering why I'm so useless, a jester wearing ripped pants Never growing up past the high school years I miss Reminiscing not living life But that's why I'm still here, chasing the past Like I'm 20 years younger "What the fuck am I doing? Wait I know" [Chorus] Cause I'm a Useless, middle, aging daddy Who's wasted, all his time on learning nothing new He sits in his room all day complaining Fixing nothing while ruining his life Leaving everything behind [Musical interlude] [bridge] He sits and stares at his trophies His life that is moving, towards a dream he thought he could have Now that it's over, he's boring and older He's reaching for numbers, calling you over Hoping that, you will come on back To this home that is broken Lost and withholding A heart that fell of it's tracks But now that you're knocking That hope is igniting Trying to forget why you left [Caesura] "Oh wait, that's right, it's..." [Chorus] Cause I'm a Useless, middle, aging daddy Who's wasted, all his time on learning nothing new He sits in his room all day complaining Fixing nothing while ruining his life Leaving everything behind "Oh wait, that's right, it's..." [Chorus] Cause I'm a Useless, middle, aging daddy Who's wasted, all his time on learning nothing new He sits in his room all day complaining Fixing nothing while ruining his life Leaving everything behind