MILK THE FROG

honkey tonk piano, outlaw country music, ‑arabic, ‑indian, ‑gypsy

[Verse 1]
Well, I woke up this mornin' with the roosters crowin' loud,
Put on my red cap, grabbed the bucket, headed out to the crowd.
The cows were all lazy, the chickens wouldn't lay,
But them frogs in the pond said, "Boss, we're ready today!"
I said, "Boys, y'all ribbit, but y'all got the goods,
We're squeezin' out that green gold like we knew we could."
Got my three-piece suit all muddy 'round the knees,
Milkin' frogs for freedom, if you please!
[Chorus]
I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, yee-haw, what a sight!
Trump's got the technique, squeezin' left and right!
They croak and they hop, but they give it their all,
Frog milk in the bucket, hear the bigly call!
From Mar-a-Lago to the back forty land,
I'm the king of the critters with a bucket in my hand!
Milkin' frogs, milkin' frogs, it's tremendous and true,
Ain't no fake news here, just frog juice for me and you!
[Verse 2]
The neighbors all laugh, say "Donny, what in tarnation?"
I tell 'em it's organic, best hydration in the nation.
One squirt for the wall, one for the economy strong,
Frog milk builds character, been doin' it all along!
Got Pepe in the pasture, givin' me the wink,
Says "Boss, keep on pumpin', don't stop to think!"
The lib'rals are cryin', "That ain't how frogs work!"
But I got the best milkers, folks, straight from New York!
[Chorus]
I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, yee-haw, what a sight!
Trump's got the technique, squeezin' left and right!
They croak and they hop, but they give it their all,
Frog milk in the bucket, hear the bigly call!
From the swamp to the White House, we're keepin' it real,
Milkin' frogs forever, that's the Trump ideal!
[Bridge – spoken/sung slow like a good story part]
Now some folks drink almond, some folks drink oat,
But I got that pure frog cream floatin' my boat.
It's low-carb, high-energy, makes your hair grow back gold,
One sip and you're winnin', or so I'm told...
[Final Chorus – big finish]
Yeah, I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, ain't no shame in my game!
Donald J. Trump, puttin' frogs to the flame!
They jump and they squirm, but they love Uncle Don,
Frog milkin' forever, till the break of dawn!
Milkin' frogs... (yee-haw!) Milkin' frogs... (bigly!)
Milkin' frogs on the farm, that's my country song!

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[Verse 1] Well, I woke up this mornin' with the roosters crowin' loud, Put on my red cap, grabbed the bucket, headed out to the crowd. The cows were all lazy, the chickens wouldn't lay, But them frogs in the pond said, "Boss, we're ready today!" I said, "Boys, y'all ribbit, but y'all got the goods, We're squeezin' out that green gold like we knew we could." Got my three-piece suit all muddy 'round the knees, Milkin' frogs for freedom, if you please! [Chorus] I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, yee-haw, what a sight! Trump's got the technique, squeezin' left and right! They croak and they hop, but they give it their all, Frog milk in the bucket, hear the bigly call! From Mar-a-Lago to the back forty land, I'm the king of the critters with a bucket in my hand! Milkin' frogs, milkin' frogs, it's tremendous and true, Ain't no fake news here, just frog juice for me and you! [Verse 2] The neighbors all laugh, say "Donny, what in tarnation?" I tell 'em it's organic, best hydration in the nation. One squirt for the wall, one for the economy strong, Frog milk builds character, been doin' it all along! Got Pepe in the pasture, givin' me the wink, Says "Boss, keep on pumpin', don't stop to think!" The lib'rals are cryin', "That ain't how frogs work!" But I got the best milkers, folks, straight from New York! [Chorus] I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, yee-haw, what a sight! Trump's got the technique, squeezin' left and right! They croak and they hop, but they give it their all, Frog milk in the bucket, hear the bigly call! From the swamp to the White House, we're keepin' it real, Milkin' frogs forever, that's the Trump ideal! [Bridge – spoken/sung slow like a good story part] Now some folks drink almond, some folks drink oat, But I got that pure frog cream floatin' my boat. It's low-carb, high-energy, makes your hair grow back gold, One sip and you're winnin', or so I'm told... [Final Chorus – big finish] Yeah, I'm milkin' frogs on the farm, ain't no shame in my game! Donald J. Trump, puttin' frogs to the flame! They jump and they squirm, but they love Uncle Don, Frog milkin' forever, till the break of dawn! Milkin' frogs... (yee-haw!) Milkin' frogs... (bigly!) Milkin' frogs on the farm, that's my country song!

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