(Verse 1) Down by the bay where the cod do sway, We’re gearing up for a screechin' day, With a swig of rum and a splash of cheer, We’re waltzing the cod, me nerves, oh dear! (Chorus) Oh, waltzing the cod, what a scene, With a bottle of screech and a fish that's keen, We’re puckering up, for a fishy smooch, Kissin' the cod like it's Newfoundland’s pooch! (Verse 2) Now Billy the Squid, he’s the fish kissin' king, With a twist of the wrist and a flippery fling, He smacks the cod with a smacker so grand, Kissing that cod like it's in high demand! (Chorus) Oh, waltzing the cod, what a scene, With a bottle of screech and a fish that's keen, We’re puckering up, for a fishy smooch, Kissin' the cod like it's Newfoundland’s pooch! (Bridge) Now don’t be shy, come give it a try, Pucker those lips and kiss that fish fry, With a squish and a splash and a slippy slip slop, Kissing that cod’ll make your heart pop! (Verse 3) Sally from Sally’s Cove, she’s not shy, Kissed the cod and waved it goodbye, She gave it a peck, then a great big grin, Said, "That’s the best kiss that I’ve ever been in!" (Chorus) Oh, waltzing the cod, what a scene, With a bottle of screech and a fish that's keen, We’re puckering up, for a fishy smooch, Kissin' the cod like it's Newfoundland’s pooch! (Outro) So come one, come all, to the screechin' hall, Where we waltz the cod and have a ball, With a twist of the lips and a wobbly fish, Kissin' the cod is the Newfie wish! (Chorus) Oh, waltzing the cod, what a scene, With a bottle of screech and a fish that's keen, We’re puckering up, for a fishy smooch, Kissin' the cod like it's Newfoundland’s pooch!
