Cartoon Villians (Speedy DDR Mix)

[Verse 1] We’re creeping through your TV screen With laser eyes and evil schemes From haunted lairs and crimson skies We twist the plot, we’re bad, not shy We're stomping through your Saturday With capes and claws, we love to play Forget the knights in shiny chrome The villains want the throne alone [Pre-Chorus] No capes? We got 'em. Big laughs? We plot 'em. Your hero’s trembling When we just walk in [Chorus] We are the Cartoon Villains (Villains!) Breaking rules and stealing scenes (so mean!) We laugh in lightning storms And turn your dreams to screams! We are the nightmare’s leaders Glitched out in retro style So press rewind and meet us We’ll be bad with a smile! [Verse 2] We're glitching up your perfect day With robot sharks and gamma rays We built this mayhem brick by brick Our evil plans? They really stick! So call the squad, your “justice league” We’ll trick 'em with a smirk and tease We talk in rhymes, we dance in doom We monologue then clear the room! [Pre-Chorus] Our plans? They’re twisted. Your luck? You missed it. We’re pixel-perfect In the wicked business [Chorus] We are the Cartoon Villains (Boom!) Masters of the plot device (so nice!) We fly through thunderclouds And roll the villain dice We are the glitchy legends With laughs that crack the screen So turn the channel, baby We're the stuff of meme-y dreams! [Bridge] Dr. Zapp, The Queen of Ice, MegaBug and Dagger Mice We don’t need redemption arcs, We’ve got style and bite and sparks! [Breakdown] (We're not sorry... We’re legendary...) (No heroes here… Just chaos, dear!) [Final Chorus] We are the Cartoon Villains (yeah!) The ones your folks warned you about We drop the curtain laughing Now hear that final shout! We’re not your Saturday morning We’re the midnight surprise Cartoon Villains forever With mischief in our eyes!