Heavy Metal Celibate

[Verse 1] I took the oath at dawn of steel, To never break, to never kneel. While sinners dance in satin beds, I raise my horns and shake my head! My faith is forged in Marshall flame, My purity — my claim to fame. No lips shall touch this holy sword, My only love — the fretboard! [Pre-Chorus] They laugh at me, they call me mad, But sinless nights ain’t all that bad! [Chorus] I’m a heavy metal celibate — pure as snow! Virgin flames in the fires below! While others moan, I meditate, In the name of riffs immaculate! [Verse 2] I’ve seen the lust, the backstage calls, The siren eyes, the bathroom stalls. But I walk past with leather grace, And holy sweat upon my face. My love’s electric, clean, divine, The power chord — my sacred sign! Let angels weep, let devils cheer, I’m saving love for next year! [Pre-Chorus] No lust, no lies, no lipstick pain, Just solos running through my brain! [Chorus] I’m a heavy metal celibate — loud and proud! A preacher of purity before the crowd! Raise your horns and celebrate, The creed of riffs immaculate! [Bridge – Spoken, with choir behind] “Brothers of the loud, sisters of restraint — Swear the vow of thunder, pure and saint!” [Solo – twin guitars, heroic and over-the-top] [Final Chorus – double time, all choir vocals] I’m a heavy metal celibate — born to stay true! No kiss, no sin, no déjà vu! My soul’s on fire, my heart’s on stage, A virgin’s vow — in a metal cage I’m a heavy metal celibate — born to stay true! No kiss, no sin, no déjà vu! My soul’s on fire, my heart’s on stage, A virgin’s vow — in a metal cage! (Outro scream) “Celibate ‘til death… or at least until tour ends!”