[epic introduction] ohhhhh owwww what do you say when you hit your thumb really hard with a hammer? probably something colorful, but not very nice a colorful metaphor [chorus] you scream ex ple tive de lee tive probably and bleep bleep and ex ple tive de lee tive that's just what you do yeah that's just what you do!!! [interlude] you run from the shop where you just smashed your hand you step on a nail pointing straight up in the air owwwww!!! well you know what to do now!? [chorus] you scream ex ple tive de lee tive probably and bleep bleep and ex ple tive de lee tive that's just what you do yeah that's just what you do!!! so you're screaming and yelling you are in so much pain its more than you can bare so try to find the first aid kit in your bedroom you catch your girlfriend with another man in bed! ahhh another man in bed!!! well what do you do? you say what the [chorus] you scream ex ple tive de lee tive probably and bleep bleep and ex ple tive de lee tive that's just what you do yeah that's just what you do!!! now your thumb is black your foot is bleeding and you've been cuck old rejected! could this day get any worse? yeah aaaaa yes it could! so you hop in your car you drive down the road Just to get away and not cause a scene that will put you in jail in jail and what do you see? a mushroom cloud destroying the city nuclear bomb! it is an ex ple tive de lee tive nuclear bomb!!! [musical interlude] well [chorus] you scream ex ple tive de lee tive probably and bleep bleep and ex ple tive de lee tive that's just what you do yeah that's just what you do!!! ex ple tive de lee tive ex ple tive de lee tive as your body disintegrates oooooooo and the next thing you see is the devil with pitchfork! well ex ple tive de lee tive it just got much worse! things just got much worse!!!!!! [epic ending]
