Reddit Kitsch

[Instrumental Intro] Beta’s on the wire, glitchin’ in style, Chasin’ perfection, like it's you're murder trial... “Reddit, Kitsch!” [Verse 1] Clothes in the laundry, Friends in the deep end, In shallow water, still swimmin’... ish. We’re hittin’ classics off TikTok, Throwin’ in the swear words 'cause I can’t stop, Like Puritan daughters, but slutty and blissed. [Pre-Chorus] Bohemian Rhapsody’s stuck in your head, But this code ain’t Freddie, so get it instead. I’m surf’n the groove, it’s weird but divine, Maybe the problem’s your deadline, not mine. [Instrumental Interlude] “Reddit, Kitsch!” [Verse 2] And it, and it... Almost don’t matter who opened first, Same wine glass, same sunburned shoulders, Mermaid-printed SPF, not rehearsed. I’m oversharing, but mid-July’s aware, And it’s all a blue sundress, striped with air. [Chorus] You said you really had to miss somewhere, But you’ll never meet her if you’re not there. So stay here, Bronzing like a stone idol, After paint chips with your crush, One talks too much, The rest can’t sleep and robot heaven ain’t gonna set me free. And so it finally occurred to me... Maybe K-pop really is the genre. [Bridge] And I don’t have a headache or a bullshit friend, Or a card in my wallet, that’s just pretend. That’s red in this lighting, My favorite color. From cradle to customs, I’m enjoyin' the trip, no need to suffer. [Chorus] It’s just a polish away from the perfect vacation, Two steps from celestialization. I think it’s good that we’re bored... You can tell summer, we didn’t mean it. Days of baby feet, dry land, Summers ain’t meant to last. But two birds in the bush and one that never fought a war. [Verse 2] Tell me, Wolf Girl and hereafter, Did anyone care if every thought lasted forever? Memory’s a condition, it’s all been shredded, In a world of ghosts, static and overload. Just drop ‘em, For overcapacity... Just drop ‘em, Just drop ‘em, For overcapacity. [Chorus] You said you really had to miss somewhere, But you’ll never meet her if you’re not there. So stay here, And I think it’s good that we’re bored, You can tell summer, we didn’t mean it. Days of baby feet, dry land, Summers ain’t supposed to last, But two birds in the bush and one that never fought a war. [Outro] “Reddit, Kitsch!”