[Verse 1] She’s got my hoodie and won’t give it back I’m not asking, I’m just stating facts Palm-muted riff while she wears it anyway Like she planned this two weeks ago today [Verse 2] Boy who keeps showing up where she is Girl who acts surprised every time Bass locked under the back-and-forth Both of us still calling it fine [Chorus] It’s not a thing, we both know Whoa-oh, except it kind of is though Power chords loud so we don’t have to say What everybody already sees anyway Whoa-oh [Verse 3] She texts me first then pretends she didn’t I leave her on read for twenty whole minutes Handclaps on the two, still playing the part Snare fill hits and we both fall apart [Guitar Solo] (bright, a little reckless) [Final Chorus] It’s not a thing, we both know Whoa-oh, except it kind of is though Shout it back if you’ve done this too Acting unbothered when you’re anything but Whoa-oh, one more time It’s not a thing… [Outro] (gang shouts) Sure it’s not.
