[Verse 1] Pulled in past the pines Thought we had it made Cooler in the bed And beans on a plate Then you hit that latch And took one look inside You said, "I got bad news" With panic in your eyes [Pre-Chorus] Ain't no paper left Ain't no room to breathe You backed out slow And looked at me [Chorus] Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Baby, hold your nose And walk real cool Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Lord, we laughed so hard We near fell through [Verse 2] I took the flashlight Like a man with pride Peered into that cabin And stepped back twice Flies around the rim Mud on the lid Somebody left a mountain Where the moonlight slid [Pre-Chorus] You said, "Not my turn" I said, "Not mine either" We both turned around And headed for the river [Chorus] Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Baby, hold your nose And walk real cool Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Lord, we laughed so hard We near fell through [Bridge] Fire crackling low Tent poles in the dirt You passed me the bug spray I passed you the hurt We made a pact Under that old moon glow Next trip, new spot And two rolls to go [Chorus] Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Baby, hold your nose And walk real cool Camping and the shitter’s full Camping and the shitter’s full Lord, we laughed so hard We near fell through
