[Intro] [rushing water sound, acoustic guitar strumming] [Low vampire laughter underneath the guitar] [Verse 1] [male vocals — Dr. Blood, desperate and pleading] Taste my honey, sweetest blood No need for virgin blood Turn me vampire now Make me one of you Trade for my sweet blood [Vampires — cocky laughter] Oh, foolish little human man You think you make the rules? From holy night We’ll humor you and taste We’ll sample your product now This blood is honey sweet, this blood is honey sweet No virgin blood to hunt So sweet and honey-like We’ll take the product now, we’ll take the product now [Chorus] [Vampires — arrogant, theatrical, almost gleeful] Oh, this blood is delightful So sweet like red wine flows It is far too sweet Too easy for our teeth Canines need not chase flesh Soft supple flesh is gone Red wine fountain flows Soft flesh need not feel No hunt for our fangs Leader makes the deal Leader makes the deal Leader has the terms, leader makes the deal now Leader makes the deal now [Verse 2] [male vocals — Dr. Blood, increasingly frantic] I stole this recipe from pain To find the one who fled Lucaroth took my love Esther followed him Now I will find them both [Vampires — amused and mocking] We exiled them both away To an island of forever night Your Esther and Lucaroth Are gone beyond your sight Even if they made it there You cannot chase them now Board the galleon of undead If you want to find them somehow [Dr. Blood — defiant] But Doctor Blood is stubborn He shouts out his demand “If I am turned I’ll keep sweet blood for me No sweet blood for you all!” I bargain with your dark rule, I bargain with your dark rule Make me a vampire now I bargain with you all Turn me or get no blood, turn me or get no blood [Chorus 2] [Dr. Blood — pleading, then commanding] Please turn me a vampire now If you want my sweet blood Turn me vampire now [Vampires — bursting into laughter] The vampires laughed out loud They took his blood away They smiled and made it clear “Make us more sweet blood Or you die tonight Make more sweet red blood Or you die today Make more sweet red blood You thought you had the choice? Make more blood or die! Make more blood or die!” [Bridge] [Music drops to tense cello and pulsing bass] [Dr. Blood — suddenly cunning, whispering] He agreed to make them more “Only through my flesh!” he shouts [He secretly injects the formula] He injects the sweet formula Directly into his flesh [Dr. Blood — triumphant] “Now bite me! Turn me tonight!” [Vampires — stunned silence, then wicked laughter] “Oh, Doctor, what a clever trick… We think we’ll keep you just like this.” [Outro] [Heavy chains rattle; vampires laugh as the music becomes darkly comic] [Vampires — chanting, increasingly triumphant] Angry vampires chain him up and drain his sweet red blood “Never grant immortal Blessing of the night Keep him in these chains of death and let him rest to make blood anew” Feed him till he’s breathing Bleed him for his sweet blood Then feed him till he heals enough to bleed him once again [Dr. Blood — horrified realization] “No… you cannot do this!” [Vampires — laughing] “Oh, yes, we can.” [Dr. Blood screaming with a vocal run] NOOOOO! [Song ends with a violent chain rattle and sharp orchestral hit]
