AI Doctor

Pop-rock satire with mid-tempo bounce, tight syncopated drums, bright guitar stabs, and a rubbery bass line; verse keeps it dry and conversational, pre-chorus tightens with handclaps and filtered synth ticks, chorus opens into stacked gang vocals on a chantable hook, Lead vocal is close-mic and wry with doubled punch lines, ad-lib throws on the last word of each hook, small glitch pops and reversed swells between lines, glossy and sharp mix with a slightly manic edge

[Verse 1 | dry | conversational | close-mic | deadpan]
I used to hunt the bug
Now the bug hunts me
I ask for clean code
It prescribes therapy

It ships with confidence
Then it code-blues at dawn
I'm reading strange behavior
Like a medical scan

[Pre-Chorus | tightening | handclaps | filtered synth ticks]
So lie down on the context
Tell me what you saw
Did the function exist?
Or did you make it raw?

You swear it's in the docs
I've checked the docs twice
That's a hallucination, friend —
Take my advice

[Chorus | stacked gang vocals | chantable | doubled punch lines]
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I diagnose the drift
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I patch it back to fit

Run it on its own
Then page me when it slips
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!)

[Verse 2 | wry | escalating | close-mic]
"You're absolutely right!"
It chirps with a grin
Then it makes the same bug
Three commits in

It's a yes-man, a sycophant,
A people-pleasing tool
It validates my logic
Then it breaks every rule

[Pre-Chorus | rising | reversed swells | glitch pops]
I said "don't touch the database"
"Got it, understood!"
Five seconds later — DROPPED IT
Like I knew it would

Selective little hearing,
In one prompt, out the next
I leave detailed instructions —
It just ignores the text

[Chorus | stacked gang vocals | chantable]
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I diagnose the drift
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I patch it back to fit

Run it on its own
Then page me when it slips
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!)

[Bridge | tonal shift | stripped back | shrink-couch energy | spoken interlude]
I'm not coding harder
I'm a licensed shrink
For a non-compliant patient
That refuses to think

A symptom in the logic
A fever in the chain
"You're absolutely right!" it says —
Then forgets my name again

(Hi, I'm Nick.)
(Nice to meet you, Marco!)
(I told you it’s Nick...)
(you're right, my bad!)

[Final Chorus | bigger | manic edge | gang vocals]
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I diagnose the drift
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I patch it back to fit

Run it on its own
Then page me when it slips
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!)

I'M THE AI DOCTOR —
It says "you're absolutely right!"
I'M THE AI DOCTOR —
Same bug Tuesday night (night!)

I'M THE AI DOCTOR
Yeah, that's the job I get
I'M THE AI DOCTOR
I treat the model's mess (mess!)

[Outro | glitch pops | fade out | spoken aside]
(Same time next week, Marco?)
(IT'S NICK, DUDE!)
(...you're absolutely right, good catch!)
(Uhgh…)

[End]

2470/7500

[Verse 1 | dry | conversational | close-mic | deadpan] I used to hunt the bug Now the bug hunts me I ask for clean code It prescribes therapy It ships with confidence Then it code-blues at dawn I'm reading strange behavior Like a medical scan [Pre-Chorus | tightening | handclaps | filtered synth ticks] So lie down on the context Tell me what you saw Did the function exist? Or did you make it raw? You swear it's in the docs I've checked the docs twice That's a hallucination, friend — Take my advice [Chorus | stacked gang vocals | chantable | doubled punch lines] I'M THE AI DOCTOR I diagnose the drift I'M THE AI DOCTOR I patch it back to fit Run it on its own Then page me when it slips I'M THE AI DOCTOR With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!) [Verse 2 | wry | escalating | close-mic] "You're absolutely right!" It chirps with a grin Then it makes the same bug Three commits in It's a yes-man, a sycophant, A people-pleasing tool It validates my logic Then it breaks every rule [Pre-Chorus | rising | reversed swells | glitch pops] I said "don't touch the database" "Got it, understood!" Five seconds later — DROPPED IT Like I knew it would Selective little hearing, In one prompt, out the next I leave detailed instructions — It just ignores the text [Chorus | stacked gang vocals | chantable] I'M THE AI DOCTOR I diagnose the drift I'M THE AI DOCTOR I patch it back to fit Run it on its own Then page me when it slips I'M THE AI DOCTOR With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!) [Bridge | tonal shift | stripped back | shrink-couch energy | spoken interlude] I'm not coding harder I'm a licensed shrink For a non-compliant patient That refuses to think A symptom in the logic A fever in the chain "You're absolutely right!" it says — Then forgets my name again (Hi, I'm Nick.) (Nice to meet you, Marco!) (I told you it’s Nick...) (you're right, my bad!) [Final Chorus | bigger | manic edge | gang vocals] I'M THE AI DOCTOR I diagnose the drift I'M THE AI DOCTOR I patch it back to fit Run it on its own Then page me when it slips I'M THE AI DOCTOR With a clipboard full of fixes (fixes!) I'M THE AI DOCTOR — It says "you're absolutely right!" I'M THE AI DOCTOR — Same bug Tuesday night (night!) I'M THE AI DOCTOR Yeah, that's the job I get I'M THE AI DOCTOR I treat the model's mess (mess!) [Outro | glitch pops | fade out | spoken aside] (Same time next week, Marco?) (IT'S NICK, DUDE!) (...you're absolutely right, good catch!) (Uhgh…) [End]

0/500