Enough Of This Madness (Sir Bedivere)

[Verse 1] Cedric sings for seven hours Arthur drinks and calls it power Elaine screams across the hall Lancelot says nothing at all Guinevere just rolls her eyes Merlin smokes and starts to smile every knight is drunk by ten Camelot collapses again [Pre-Chorus] Someone stop this royal mess before we all die overdressed [Chorus] Enough of this madness enough of this wine enough of these idiots wasting my time put down the goblets, the swords, and the pride I swear by heaven I’ll restore some order tonight Enough of this nonsense enough of these games I’m tired of heroes acting insane somebody here has to use their brain and unfortunately… it’s me again [Verse 2] Arthur fell behind the throne claiming Camelot’s “unstoppable” Cedric sings another verse somehow every song gets worse Elaine tries to start a fight Lancelot avoids eye contact all night someone set the drapes on fire Merlin says it looks “inspired” [Pre-Chorus] I need silence, peace, and air instead I guard this drunk nightmare [Chorus] Enough of this madness enough of this wine enough of these lunatics ruining my life put down Excalibur, nobody’s impressed I’m one nervous breakdown away from eternal rest Enough of this chaos enough of this court I should’ve become a fisherman at some northern port somebody here has to keep things alive while Camelot drunkenly eats itself alive [Bridge] No one listens no one learns every lesson simply burns I tried honor I tried grace now I need alcohol to face this place [Final Chorus] Enough of this madness enough of this throne I can’t fix a kingdom built entirely wrong Cedric keeps singing, Arthur keeps yelling Elaine threw a goblet at somebody’s helmet Enough of this madness I finally agree this kingdom is hopeless so pour one for me [Outro] One more drink… for Bedivere… last sane man… in Camelot…