My Eggsellent Eggs

They told us in the eighties, “Eggs will clog your veins, (Eggsellent eggs!) Toss the yolk, eat margarine, Or suffer health-care pains. (Sunny side lies!) But I just kept on cracking, Kept frying up my day, (Brain food for you!) ‘Cause I’m an eggoholic, No food could make me stray! (Eggsellent eggs!) [Chorus] Eggsellent eggs, they nourish my brain, (Yolky and true!) Sunny side wisdom, scrambled through pain. (Eggsellent eggs!) They said you’re dangerous, the science agreed, (Health’s on me!) You’re the best thing for body, for soul, and for knees! (Eggsellent eggs!) Yolks are full of choline, Of “A” vitamin delight, (Sunny side wisdom!) For memory and focus, For thinking clear and bright. (Eggsellent eggs!) Packed with all the B’s, from riboflavin to twelve, (Eggsellent eggs!) Folate for my cells, where the mysteries delve. (Sunny side true!) Vitamin A for vision, D for bone and mood, (Brain food for you!) E to fight the free radicals, a powerhouse food. (Eggsellent eggs!) Lutein for vision, Protein for my might, (Brain food for you!) Turns out my little eggies, Were always so right. (Eggsellent eggs!) [Chorus] I’ll eat you with pride, (Yolky and true!) No longer hiding my yolky side. (Eggsellent eggs!) For decades maligned, but now the science is true, The yolk’s on them, now the health’s on you! (Eggsellent eggs!) Beat it, cholesterol panic, Your myth’s finally cracked, (Oh, dear Eggsellent eggs!) Decades of scrambled advice, Now the egg’s reputation’s intact. (Sunny side true!) [Chorus] Eggsellent eggs, I’ll sing you this song, (Eggsellent eggs!) I knew in my heart you were healthy all along. (Yolky and true!) From breakfast to brainwaves, from yolk unto shell, (Brain food for you!) You’re eggs-traordinary — my eggsellent spell! (Eggsellent spell!) (eggsellent eggs...) Sunny side true... (Brain food for you...) Eggsellent eggs! Healthy and true! And I always knew!!!! © 2025 - RD Wallen