[Instrumental] "This one goes out to all the swans and geese watching" [Instrumental] We didn't see it coming Barely noticed darkening skies When the Apocalypse started happening It took us by suprise A Gigantic Red Phase-Shifting Texta-like Marker From another universe Is flying around, marking And it's slowly getting worse [Instrumental] That Gigantic Red Phase-Shifting Texta-like Marker Must be low in ink 'cause the world's not turning red It's only turning pink [Instrumental] [Instrumental] "Think about that, folks" [Instrumental] "Rats just look like walking penises.........with teeth" [Instrumental] "Strawberries look ripe. But they're not." [Instrumental] "The makeup industry is shot" [Instrumental] A Gigantic Red Phase Shifting Marker From another universe Is flying around, marking And it's slowly getting worse [INSTRUMENTAL] [INSTRUMENTAL] [INSTRUMENTAL] [BRIDGE] Oh! The Phase Shifting Marker Is slowly getting darker As it blots out the sun People start to run It flies across the sky Smearing pink with a cry! [Instrumental] "Did I mention that it talks? It screeches very specific, very intimate secrets about random people, whilst pointing at them with its gnarled hands...." "Did I mention the hands?" [Instrumental] "It has penis fingers" [Instrumental] A Gigantic Red Phase Shifting Marker From another universe Is flying around, marking And it's slowly getting worse. And it's slowly getting worse!!! "Did
