Shedding Season [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, hair in my tea One on the butter, three on my knee Golden little tumbleweeds drift through the hall I clean for five minutes, now it’s back on the wall There’s fur on the sofa, fur in my shoe Fur on the black shirt I just bought new Fur in the doorway, fur in the light This house grows a second dog every night [Pre-Chorus] And I swear I saw it floating past Like a ghost of winter moving fast No one told me love would mean Living in a fur machine [Chorus] It’s shedding season, and that’s the reason I’m gonna brush, brush… brush, brush Hair in the kitchen, soft apocalypse Brush, brush… brush, brush It’s shedding season, and I am wheezing There’s fluff in places no one should discuss Fridge full of fur and somehow, my God Even between my butt cheeks… what the fu- Brush, brush… brush, brush [Verse 2] Found one strand chilling in the refrigerator One in my lip gloss, see you later One in the coffee, one in the jam One in a place that I do not understand I vacuum daily, it laughs at me The dog looks noble, the floor looks fleece I eat one noodle, I get deluxe Protein plus glitter plus canine flux [Pre-Chorus] I open drawers, it’s waiting there Tiny signatures everywhere Love is patient, love is kind Love is also half dog behind [Chorus] It’s shedding season, and that’s the reason I’m gonna brush, brush… brush, brush Hair on the curtains, fur on my snacks Brush, brush… brush, brush It’s shedding season, and I am pleading How is there fluff in my weather app? Fridge full of fur and somehow, my God Even between my butt cheeks… that’s a trap Brush, brush… brush, brush [Bridge] On the stairs, in the sink In the wine, in the pink On my sweater, on my pride In the corners where hopes go hide And I love you, yes I do Little beast of beige shampoo You just blink and shake your coat And launch a blanket from your throat [Breakdown / spoken-sing] There’s fur in the bedroom Fur in the car Fur in the silence Fur in my bra Fur in the freezer Fur in the cracks Fur in dimensions That don’t give it back [Final Chorus] It’s shedding season, and that’s the reason I’m gonna brush, brush… brush, brush If I stop brushing, this whole damn building Turns into one giant dog plush It’s shedding season, and I’m still breathing Barely surviving this fluffy curse But I would rather drown in your fur Than live in a clean house that loves me worse So brush, brush… brush, brush Yeah brush, brush… brush, brush [Outro] Hair in the fridge Hair in my socks Hair in the cosmos Hair in the box Love of my life Please explain this stuff How are you still not bald After all this fluff?
