[Fucking Epic Symphonic Metal] [Verse] GRRRR!! I'm writing serious lyrics! I'm angry! Very brooding! So orchestral... and symphonicccc!! RAAAAAAAH!!!! Noooooo, No trace of humor here! The verses, I am screaming But next... I'll sing melodiccc!! RAAAAAAAH!!!! [Chorus] Now for the chorus, So beautiful and clean. It's so fucking epic, And that's all that counts. This is what you wanted, You've made it quite clear. After all, gatekeeping Is what metal's all about. Ohhhhhhhhh [Fucking Brutal Grind Metal] [Verse] Or maybe, You wanted Something More grinding! Something A bit more fast, To get blood Pumping! RAAAAA!! Beats so fast, So intense, So very Technicall! It must feel So good, To have standards Higher than all! [Chorus] Now a technical chorus, Grrrrr. Still angry, very brooding. Grrrrr. The key to a good song. Grrrrr. Never be caught laughing. Grrrrrr! It's so fucking brutal. And that's all that counts. After all, gate keeping... Grrrrr. Is what metal's all abouttttt!!!! [Fucking Melodic Power Metal] Or maybe.... just maybe... [Verse] You wanted a soft, slow melody. Some easy listening. A break between the chaos and noise... Maybe then, I'll be good enough, to be in your club with the boys... Ooooh-ohhhh~ [Chorus] A powerful chorus, so mighty and strong. You truly know best, know right from wrong. It's so fucking melodic, and that's all that counts. After all, gate keeping... is what metal's all about! [Romantic Guitar solo] [Fucking Heavy Thrash Metal] [Verse] Or maybe, I should go back to my fucking roots! Say Fuck it! (get it?) And fuck all you fucking dudes! This thrash is heavy shit, really fucking fast! I'm not gonna bend to you, and kiss your fucking ass!!!! UH! [Chorus] Is this too fucking fast for you?! Are my words not serious enough?! Do I not meet your criteria?! Do you not like my stuff?! This shit's fucking awesome, and that's all that counts! Your fucking gate keeping isn't what... [End] [Screaming] METAL! IS! ABOUT!!!!!!! FUCKING FUCK!! [Fucking Epic Outro]