Parody of "Free Fallin'" ©copyright 1987 by Tom Petty / UMG Recordings, Inc. [Short Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] I’m a grown adult loves his Wi-Fi Loves caffeine and excuses too I’m a grown adult crazy ’bout screens now Loves memes and my dopamine too [Verse 2] It’s a long night sittin’ on the couch, man There’s a charger taped onto the wall And I’m a lost cause ’cuz I don’t even notice I’ve been scrollin’ since sometime last fall [Chorus] And I’m doom Doomscrollin’ Yeah, I’m doom Doomscrollin’ [Verse 3] I load up Insta and watch highlight reels Everyone’s richer than me it feels Lots of brainrot, is it real or fake? Can't quite tell 'cuz, I'm not quite awake [Chorus] Yeah, I’m doom I’m doomscrollin’ Yeah, I’m doom Doomscrollin’ [Post-Chorus] (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) [Bridge] Blue-light glow shows my brain’s overfed Consuming panic, trends, and ambient dread Free will gone and phone hits my face My mind is broken, seems I lost this race [Final Chorus] Now I’m doom (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Doomscrollin’ (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Yeah, I’m doom (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Doomscrollin’ (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) [Outro] (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Brain cells gone (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Life's rollin' (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Oh Doomscrollin’ (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Battery’s dead (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Eyes swollen (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) Doomscrollin’ (Doomscrollin’, I’m-a doomscrollin’, I’m-a) [spoken] Maybe just one more vid
