The Internet is Down

*(Verse )* Woke up dis mornin’, couldn’t hear no buzz or tone, Woke up dis mornin’, lawd, no buzz or tone, Ain’t no signal hummin’, feels like I’m all alone. *(Verse)* I done hollered at the switchboard, but nobody come around, Hollered at that switchboard, ain’t nobody come ‘round, My wires is all tangled, lawd, the internet is down. *(Chorus)* Oh, the internet’s down, baby, what I’m gon’ do? Oh, the internet’s down, mama, what I’m gon’ do? Reckon I’ll pick my ol’ guitar, sing these low-down blues for you. *(Verse)* Ain’t no pictures on the wire, can’t read no fancy news, I said, no pictures on the wire, can’t read no fancy news, Got me tappin’ on the table, playin’ these low-down blues. *(Chorus)* Oh, the internet’s down, baby, what I’m gon’ do? Yes, the internet’s down, mama, what I’m gon’ do? Maybe I’ll sit by the firelight, and sing these blues for you. *(Bridge – Instrumental Slide Solo, mournful and slow)* *(Verse)* Tried to talk to my neighbor, he said, “Try to jiggle them wires,” Lawd, I talked to my neighbor, he said, “Try to jiggle them wires,” But this ol’ box still blinkin’, ain’t bringin’ me no fire. *(Chorus)* Oh, the internet’s down, baby, what I’m gon’ do? Oh, the internet’s down, mama, what I’m gon’ do? Reckon I’ll sing to the crickets, these ol’ blues’ll have to do.