
© 2026 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin [Intro] Attention! Attention! Two wheels! Full charge! Who is zis guy?! Ja ja, it is me! Ze king of ze e-scooter! I press ze knopf, battery on max! My pants go full, my libido attack! [Verse 1] I vake up shiny, plastic smile I charge my hips, now I feel so vile Ninety-nine on ze battery bar Ninety-nine and I become ze star Two wheels small but my ego fat Ze ladies scream vhen I roll past I do not valk, I only glide I am ze god of ze sexy ride [Pre-Chorus] Battery high! Libido high! Zoom zoom baby, I cannot die! No helmet hair, I need ze shine Rear fully charged, front look fine All other boys become so small I am ze scooter above zem all [Chorus] Zoom zoom baby make way make way! I am immortal on two wheels ja ja! Battery full so my pants go boom! Ze ladies scream vhen I zoom zoom! Crash me down I bounce right back! Immortal king on ze sexy track! Two wheels! No fear! My power source is in my rear! [Post-Chorus] Zoom zoom! Two wheels! Battery! Libido! For ze ladies! Ja ja ja! [Verse 2] I jump ze curb, I hit ze bin Still I smile, still I vin Knee go crack but smile stay glued I rise again for ze ladies mood Battery drop to fifty-two Still my pants pull every girl in ze crew Pain is fake, vibe is real My scooter turn my crash to sex appeal [Pre-Chorus] Twenty percent still very hot Low battery but I give a lot One little bar, giant desire My pelvis run on electric fire [Chorus] Zoom zoom baby make way make way! I am immortal on two wheels ja ja! Battery full so my pants go boom! Ze ladies scream vhen I zoom zoom! Crash me down I bounce right back! Immortal king on ze sexy track! Two wheels! No fear! My power source is in my rear! [Bridge] Break it down... charge it low... Brr-brr-brr... you hear zat sound? Zat is not motor, zat is my libido loud Touch my bar and feel ze stars I am ze plastic king of battery hearts Build it up! Charge it up! [Final Chorus] Zoom zoom baby make way make way! I am immortal on two wheels ja ja! Battery max so my pants explode! Ze ladies scream vhen I roll ze road! Crash me hard I pose right back! Immortal king on ze sexy track! For ze ladies! For ze night! My scooter make my whole body bright! [Outro] Battery low but face still smooth Plastic smile, I never lose Two wheels under me, heaven below I ride into ze sunrise, steal ze show Zoom zoom baby... ja ja ja... Immortal king! Ha ha!

