So Many Problems (Remaster)

I once dated a girl with one leg longer, And though I felt love growing stronger, When I saw her from afar away, I would start to laugh and then one day... She asked me why I had been laughing, I paused then said out loud it's funny, And when I said, her name should be Eileen, That was when she said goodbye, Why are there so many problems today? There is no more a sense of humor. Why are there so many problems today? Because we all are free-king nuts. A girlfriend I had would often stutter, Every word which she would utter, Sounded to me, like she was shivering, And so I turned the furnace up. Then one day she asked my why, I kept the temperature so high, I said I thought that she was always cold, And that was when she said goodbye Why are there so many problems today? There is no more a sense of humor. Why are there so many problems today? Because we all are free-king nuts. A girl with hair of many colors, Blue and green purple and pink, I would often stare, and I would grin, So she asked me what was on my mind. I said her hair is like a rainbow, And following her I kept looking below, I wondered why, there was no pot of gold, That was when she said goodbye. Why are there so many problems today? There is no more a sense of humor. Why are there so many problems today? Because we all are free-king nuts. Why are there so many problems today? There is no more a sense of humor. Why are there so many problems today? Because we all- are free-king nuts.