Well Luffy woke up one mornin Farted without a warnin’ Stunk up the whole damn ship, man, it was bad Then he went to the kitchen Looked at Sanji and started bitchin’ Said “Sanji I wanna eat some food and take a big ‘ol crap.” So Sanji made breakfast as everyone came in Brook asked to see Nami’s panties again So she punched him in the balls But he said Yohohoho cuz he don’t got none at all! Well, then Luffy pooped! Right on the ground! Zoro stepped in it and it made a funny squishy sound Franky released a cola fart Usopp crapped his pants and made some art with it After Luffy shit Well Zoro pulled out three turd style Sanji made a big poop pile While he chased Chopper to cook him up for extra food Jinbe dropped a fishman turd, with a stink so bad it kinda blurred everyone’s olfactory senses to this day Well, then Luffy pooped! Right on the ground! Zoro stepped in it and it made a funny squishy sound Franky released a cola fart Usopp crapped his pants and made some art with it After Luffy shit Well Nami and Robin’s titties are bouncin’ all around But they both girls so they can’t fart or brown The straw hats went to an island in the sky All the guys dropped trow and squatted off the side Of the sky island so it started raining poo Well, then Luffy pooped! Right on the ground! Zoro stepped in it and it made a funny squishy sound Franky released a cola fart Usopp crapped his pants and made some art with it After Luffy shit Yeaaaahhh….after Luffy shit!
