Intro: (Deadpool, ) Yo, it’s your boy Deadpool, back again! Chimichangas, katanas, let’s get this bend! (Catwoman) You’re heroes, sure, but I’m the queen, Feline finesse, you know what I mean. So keep on tryin’, boys, go ahead, But in my world, you're already misled. (Deadpool) But wait—hold up! Is that... Catwoman? (Spider-Man) Uh, yeah, and she’s lookin’ way too fine Wait, what are we gonna do?! Verse 1 (Deadpool): Deadpool on the mic, chaos in tow, But I’m trippin’ over my feet, and she’s stealin’ the show! She walks in with that feline strut, Eyes locked on me like I’m a big ol’ nut. Her sass so lethal, my head’s in a whirl, One flick of her wrist, and I’m outta this world! What the hell—how’d she sneak up so fast? Catwoman’s here, now it’s all in the past! Verse 2 (Spider-Man): Yo, Spidey swingin’, I’m on the scene, Chillin’ in my red and blues, lookin’ clean! But wait—hold up, what’s goin’ on here? I’m feelin’ flustered, Catwoman’s near. She’s all sass, all class, that savage vibe, Can’t even think straight, I’m tryna survive! Deadpool’s jokin’, but I’m lost in her eyes, Yo, I didn’t sign up for this, no surprise! Chorus: Deadpool, Spider-Man, yeah, we’re on a roll, Fighting crime, takin' control, But Catwoman’s sneakin', tryin' to play the game, We’re both gettin’ wrecked—wait, did she just say our names? Verse 3 (Catwoman): Look at you two, you’re so cute, Both heroes, but can’t handle my loot. Deadpool’s cracking jokes like a joke himself, But I see the fear in Spider’s face, my stealth. C’mere, boys, I got somethin’ for you, A lil’ temptation, just to make you two blue. You think you can keep up? Honey, please, I run this town with a simple tease. (Deadpool - Flustered) Wait, what?! You think I’m scared? I’m Deadpool, baby, I’m never unprepared! (Spider-Man - Stammering) I—uh—uh, yeah, we can handle it— Wait, no we can’t! Is this the part we quit? Bridge (Deadpool & Spider-Man): Deadpool: “I thought I was the master of chaos, babe!” Spider-Man: “No way, I’m the witty one, we’re both outta our league!” Both: “But Catwoman’s got us tangled in her web, Savin’ the day? Yeah, maybe later, we’re so misled!” Chorus (Reprise): Deadpool, Spider-Man, yeah, we’re on a roll, Fighting crime, takin' control, But Catwoman’s sneakin', tryin' to play the game, We’re both lost, flustered—what’s her next move, who’s to blame? Outro: Deadpool: “Yo, I’m still good, right? C’mon, Spidey, let’s bounce.” Spider-Man: “I don’t know, man, I think I need a minute… or a vacation from her.” Deadpool: “Yeah, that’s the stuff, let’s get outta here before she turns us into her next trophy!” Extra Verse (Catwoman): You two are cute, but I’m way above, You think you can handle me? Nah, I’m tough as love. Spidey, you’re sweet, but you’re way too shy, Deadpool’s just talkin’, never askin’ why. I run the night, and I own this game, You two are toys, while I set the flame. My claws come out, and it’s all for fun, Mess with me, you’re already done.
