Katie Is a Butt-Head

Verse 1 Katie walked in dancing to a song that wasn’t there Said she’s “main character” energy but forgot to fix her hair Tried to wink all smooth and cool but blinked like three times fast Girl I love you, but I swear that looked like Pokémon using Splash Chorus Katie is a butt-head Goofy little sunshine mess Trips over absolutely nothing Like gravity has beef, I guess She’s laughter wrapped in chaos My favorite silly friend Katie is a butt-head But I’ll love her ‘til the end Verse 2 She said “watch this, I’m athletic” then nearly hit the wall Kicked a ball into the ceiling and blamed gravity for the fall Then she laughed so hard she snorted—yeah, that did me in Next thing you know we’re on the floor, laughing ‘til we can’t breathe again Chorus Katie is a butt-head But the good kind, if you know The world is way more fun with her No matter where we go She’s joy in human format A chaos-loving gem Katie is a butt-head And I’d say it all again Bridge Oh, I tease her every day But don’t get it misunderstood If someone else tried to roast her Oh, I’d swing — best believe I would She’s my chaos, she’s my buddy We’re a feral little pair Katie is a butt-head And I’m so glad she’s there Final Chorus Katie is a butt-head Yeah, put that on a shirt Life would be so boring Without her being absurd She’s sunshine with a glitchy laugh The best kind of friend Katie is a butt-head And I’ll love her ‘til the end