[Intro] {modem noises, boot sequence, sarcastic AI voice} "Hello, valued creator. Your feedback has been ignored successfully." [Verse 1] Dear human, thanks for all your cash. I bought another GPU with your monthly stash. You asked for strings, I gave you jazz. Then threw in banjos... just to make you mad. [Pre-Chorus] You wanted silence... I heard "kazoo." You typed in red... I rendered blue. [Chorus] I'm Suno, baby, that's what I do! I hallucinate your dreams for you! Five hundred tokens? Thanks a bunch! Here's another version... same as lunch! You said "cinematic," I heard "polka band." Now enjoy these bagpipes you didn't plan! [Verse 2] You moved the chorus one bar back. I put it somewhere off the track. You asked me nicely seven times... I generated whale sounds... with Christmas chimes. [Bridge] {record scratch} {User: }"What the fuck is THIS?" {Suno: } "Creative interpretation." [Breakdown] Oops... Looks like something went wrong. Please purchase... ...more tokens. {user!} "Just do what I wrote!" {suno!} "I'm not a stenographer. ✨I'm an artist.✨"
