[Intro – soft beat] There’s a tower, kinda tiny For the royal life she leads Golden crown, sparkly jammies And a kingdom full of fur and whiskery needs She’s got one on the pillow Three more in the royal shoe Seven on the balcony Planning revolutions for tuna stew [Build] Royal chef makes fancy dinners Silver plates in a perfect row But the cats form a fluffy circle Doing big eyes, tail-sway, “share it slow” She signs laws in crayon colors “All naps now are a legal right” Decree number thirty-seven: “Mandatory cuddles two times a night” [Drop – Chorus] She’s the princess of too many cats (too many cats!) Every cushion is a throne, every throne has laps Royal ball canceled, sorry about that ‘Cause she’s covered in purrs and she’s happy like that, like that She’s the princess of too many cats (too many cats!) Every curtain is a climb, every rug’s a racetrack Royal guard tripping over tuxedo brats Chasing dust bunnies like fearsome rats [Break – Bridge] Other queens wear velvet gowns She wears pajamas with paw-print crowns They ask, “Aren’t you lonely in that tower so high?” “Lonely? I can’t even reach my pie!” (hey!) [Final Chorus – big] ‘Cause she’s the princess of too many cats (too many cats!) If you sit down once, you’ll never get back Tiny kingdom, giant heart, fur on the welcome mat That’s the happily ever after of a girl and her cats She’s the princess of too many cats (too many cats!) Every cushion is a throne, every throne has laps Royal ball canceled, she’s happy like that Yeah, the princess of too many cats (And she wouldn’t change a single cat)
