[Overture] Flip-flops Gold watch Pinky ring Fake of course Shoulders russet Shirt half open He’s a walking HOA report He’s got Three pagers Four names Five side hustles on the board Selling “oceanfront” to tourists In a condo on the fourth floor [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 1] Sunrise Miami pink and bright Spud woke up with a brand new light Another hustle another score Leaving suckers wanting more [Pre-Chorus] Oh Spud Spud legendary root Got a million dollar master plan Spud Spud never ever lose He always got the Miami blues [Chorus] Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Selling you shade as tanning He’ll autograph your parking ticket Charge a fee to help you fix it Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Every deal He keeps grinning If you think you’re getting won up on this stud You already paid Spud [Verse 2] He sold the beach he sold the sea Even sold a flamingo tree Paper deeds and a shiny smile Tricked them all with his charming style [Bridge] He’ll sell Air rights On a boat that isn’t his Timeshare in a storage unit “Limited resort experience” He runs Bootleg Yoga On a half-deflated raft Calls it “mindful wave disruption” People pay and then they laugh [Pre-Chorus] Oh Spud Spud legendary root Got a million dollar master plan Spud Spud never ever lose He always got the Miami blues [Chorus] Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Selling you shade as tanning He’ll autograph your parking ticket Charge a fee to help you fix it Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Every deal He keeps grinning If you think you’re getting won up on this stud You already paid Spud [Verse 3] They chase him down the neon street But Spud he's always got quick feet A magic trick a disappearing act Leaving nothing but a vague impact [Bridge 2] Spud Spud Spud he's the man Always got a new scam Spud Spud Spud what a guy Reaches for the Miami sky They say he's slick they say he's sly Got that twinkle in his eye He's not a crook he's just unique Every single day of the week [Pre-Chorus] Oh Spud Spud legendary root Got a million dollar master plan Spud Spud never ever lose He always got the Miami blues [Chorus] Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Selling you shade as tanning He’ll autograph your parking ticket Charge a fee to help you fix it Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Every deal He keeps grinning If you think you’re getting won up on this stud You already paid Spud [Verse 4] Spud! Spud! King of the grift Turns your paycheck into mist If you blink Your car’s a gift Oh Spud! Spud! Spud! Legend of scams Shakes your hand and lifts your plans Take a number Join his fans Fear and love Spud [Bridge 3] Who sold the mayor his own town hall? Spud! Who rented dolphins that were pool float balls? Spud! Who booked a cruise on a docked cruise ship? Waved from shore Then dipped? Spud! [Outro] Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Selling shade and happy endings He’ll charge extra for the story “Limited edition Local glory” Spud Spud Spud the Scam King Miami’s favorite little sinning If you left here with your wallet and your pride You still got worked by Spud [Spoken] Spud! Spud! Miami’s curse Every deal just gets worse But it’s so fun when he rehearses Long live Spud
