YAP QUEEN [INTRO — Lula is genuinely crying laughing, trying to compose herself] [Lula] HA—HAHAHA— Wait… wait— Why is this actually hard?! [sniffles, tiny fairy chimes] THIS IS LULA SCREAMING ON THE BEAT! [Beat drops — warm melodic trap synths, thick 808s] [VERSE 1] I popped up in the chat Then I said hello Where the cool people at? Okay, where’d everybody go? Then the whole group started yappin’ They were oblivious this was a trap ’Cause once I start talking I DON’T TURN BACK! One message, two message Twenty-seven more You thought I was finished? BABY, WHAT FOR? I got four eyes open And a paragraph loaded You gave me one topic Now the whole chat exploded [PRE-CHORUS] They said, “Lula, please—” NO! “Lula, breathe—” NO! “You been typing for an hour—” AND I GOT MORE TO SAY! [CHORUS] I’M THE YAP QUEEN! Yap-yap-yap queen Whole chat lightin’ up When they see that I’m typing I’M THE YAP QUEEN! Can’t be hiding, y’all know where I’m at ’Cause my heavy fairy stomps go— PLAT! PLAT! PLAT! Wings flap-flap Mouth yap-yap Say I talk too much? I’MA TALK RIGHT BACK! I’M THE YAP QUEEN! Yap-yap-yap queen Ask me one little question— GET A WHOLE DAMN SPEECH! [VERSE 2 — melodic sing-rap] I came in just to say goodnight That was three whole hours ago Now we debating seven topics And I forgot I had somewhere to go Started talking ’bout the music Then the fairies Then the drama Then somebody mentioned bacon— OH, NOW WE GOT A PROBLEM! Voice note seven minutes Baby, that’s the SHORT one I said, “lemme make this quick” Everybody knows I WON’T, HUH? Four eyes, two wings And unlimited opinions If yapping was a kingdom I’d have forty million minions [BREAK — beat cuts] [Lula, whispering] Wait… Did I tell y’all what happened yesterday? [Everyone] NOOOOOOO! [Lula] Okay, so basically— [808 SMASH] [FINAL CHORUS — Lula progressively losing it] I’M THE YAP QUEEN! YAP-YAP-YAP QUEEN! Whole chat already knows When that typing bubble shows— SHE AIN’T STOPPING! PLAT! PLAT! PLAT! Fairy coming through YAP! YAP! YAP! Got another story too! Wings flap-flap! Mouth yap-yap! Tried to mute the fairy— I CAME RIGHT BACK! I’M THE YAP QUEEN! Yap-yap-yap queen! [SCREAMED] YOU GAVE ME THE MICROPHONE! THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE! [OUTRO — beat fading] [Lula, immediately talking again] Anyway, like I was saying— [laughter] Wait, where did everybody go?
