[Verse 1] Booting up the lobby, ready for the grind Hoping for a squad that doesn't lose their mind Check my loadout, make sure my ping is low Little did I know, it’s a miserable show [Verse 2] First round starts, getting shot through the wall Dude has perfect aim, doesn't miss at all Tracking through the smoke with his sights perfectly locked Anti-cheat is sleeping, the system is mocked [Verse 3] Then there's the guy who just screams in the mic Complaining 'bout the team, telling us to take a hike Running straight to mid just to die in seconds flat Typing "gg next" like a spoiled little brat [Verse 4] Look at the scoreboard, someone’s AFK Spinning in a circle in the spawn far away Four versus five, it’s an uphill climb Playing with these fools is a waste of my time [Bridge] Watch my SR drop, watch my rank go down Playing in a circus full of every single clown I just want a match where it’s fair and it’s clean But I'm stuck right here in this toxic machine [Interlude] Voice chat clicks on "Nice play!" "Stfu you are bad." [Verse 5] Now we got the smurf on a brand new account Dropping fifty kills, yeah, a massive amount Ruining the bracket for the silver and gold Bragging in the all-chat, man, this story's getting old [Verse 6] Don't forget the griefer hoarding all the team's loot Standing in the doorway, blocking every route Throwing friendly flashbangs right into my face How did these guys ever enter this space? [Bridge 2] Hitting the report button, typing out the text Wondering what kind of nonsense is coming up next Ban wave is delayed, the servers are on fire My patience is a thread walking on a wire [Bridge 3] Update the game, but the glitch is still there Walking under maps, shooting out of thin air I try to stay calm, I try to breathe deep But this matchmaking system is making me weep [Bridge 4] Queuing up again, hoping for a saving grace But it’s just another lobby, just another hopeless case Same old exploits, the same old hacks Carrying this dead weight heavy on my back [Verse 7] Hands are getting shaky, eyes are seeing red Remembering the trash talk and everything they said Pushing to the limit of a gamer's sanity Losing all my faith in this whole community [Interlude] (Snap) The sound of a plastic controller breaking in half [Verse 8] Staring at the screen, it says "Defeat" once more Throw my broken headset down onto the floor Alt F4, yeah, I'm closing out the app I'm so tired of falling right into this trap [Outro] Typing in the post-game chat... I hope never playing with you again. Seriously... never again. Disconnects
