Vermouth in Duluth

(Beat begins with a stately rhythm) Upon the floor, we dance, we leap, we shoot, With gooch and roo, in boots, we all salute. (Chorus) We smooch the pooch, with hooch, we're feeling good, In swoosh and whoosh, in booths, we're understood. The youth with sleuth seek truth, with Ruth they stand, Uncouth with vermouth, in Duluth, hand in hand. (Verse 1) In booths aloof, 'neath roofs, with proof we woof, With oof and spoof, the goof, the poof, aloof. The boo and crew, the chew, the clue, we do, The dew and due, the few, the flu, the glue. (Chorus) We smooch the pooch, with hooch, we're feeling good, In swoosh and whoosh, in booths, we're understood. The youth with sleuth seek truth, with Ruth they stand, Uncouth with vermouth, in Duluth, hand in hand. (Verse 2) The grew, the hew, the knew, the loo, the mew, The new, the pew, the queue, the rue, the screw. The shoe, the stew, the sue, the threw, the through, The true, the view, the woo, the you, the zoo. (Bridge) In mix of tricks, dilute not what we moot, With newt and fruit, in cahoots, we dispute. Woot, woot, en route, in boot, we execute, To top non-stop, in pursuit, we salute. (Chorus) We smooch the pooch, with hooch, we're feeling good, In swoosh and whoosh, in booths, we're