[Verse 1] I swiped my soul on a wellness app, Guide laughed, “Kid, you fell for that trap!” “Your glow’s no sage, just pain in disguise, You’re haunted, pal, not sanctified!” My calm’s a freeze with fancy spin, She smirked, “That’s trauma creepin’ in!” My zen? Just nervous hands, hidin’ cries, A shaky mask for stormy skies. [Chorus] Turns out I’m traumatized, oh, snap! Not some monk, just a nervous chap! Them crystals? Rocks to fool my brain, Keepin’ panic from goin’ insane. Thought I glowed with guru flair, Nope, just jitters everywhere! I ain’t woke, I’m just a guy, Traumatized, but holdin’ high! [Verse 2] “Dive deep,” she said, “embrace the void!” I tried, with chips, got paranoid. That “emptiness”? My fear’s old den, Regrets crashin’ like next of kin. My “manifesting”? Quite the show, She cackled, “That’s your dodge, you know!” Vision board? A fright collage, Glued with dread and sabotage. [Chorus] Turns out I’m traumatized, big shock! Not some seer, just a tickin’ clock! Affirmations? Yelled in the shower, Chasin’ vibes with zero power. Thought I grooved to sacred beat, It’s just my heart’s off-kilter heat! I ain’t zen, I’m just a guy, Traumatized, but gettin’ by! [Bridge] Third eye? Just a twitchy blink! Astral trips? I’m seasick, I think! That “flow state”? Me skippin’ pain, Runnin’ circles in my brain. But I won’t quit, I’ll howl in tune, Carry my scars ‘neath a jukebox moon. This broke-down song’s got fire to spare, A hungry heart with flair to share! [Chorus] Turns out I’m traumatized, who cares? Half the world’s got similar scares! I’m breathin’ deep, I’m feelin’ weird, Unpackin’ ghosts with a lopsided leer. Here’s to scars that dance and sing, To busted hearts with a bitter sting. I ain’t fixed, but I’m alive, Traumatized and born to thrive! [Outro] Guide just grinned, “You’re soul, my friend, You break, you bend, you still ascend!” My soul’s still hummin’, low and high, I laugh, and damn, I know why!
