[Verse] My friends are fine with soda When we get a pizza pie But I got one in the holster And it is a Colt .45 While I got my mouth open Takin' down some root beer There's a funny-lookin' guy in a double-breasted suit here He's comin' from the bar with a fine cigar He said "What's that in your hand?" I said "It's root beer Man" He said "No No No The other one" I said "The one in the holster? You want some?" [Chorus] My pepper grinder I'm like "No You can't have it I got a pepper grinder and it's fully automatic" He said "Why?" I said "It's better It's not really practical It's more of a flex It costs so much more and it does so much less But I had a dream It all came together I was sittin' at a table with my favorite fella My waiter was askin' if I needed any pepper" I said "Not right now But I'm hopin' that the offer stands forever" My pepper grinder I'm like "No You can't have it I got a pepper grinder and it's fully automatic" He said "Why?" I said "It's better It's not really practical It's more of a flex It costs so much more and it does so much less But I had a dream It all came together I was sittin' at a table with my favorite fella My waiter was askin' if I needed any pepper" I said "Not right now But I'm hopin' that the offer stands forever" My pepper grinder I'm like "No You can't have it I got a pepper grinder and it's fully automatic" He said "Why?" I said "It's better It's not really practical It's more of a flex It costs so much more and it does so much less But I had a dream It all came together I was sittin' at a table with my favorite fella My waiter was askin' if I needed any pepper" I said "Not right now But I'm hopin' that the offer stands forever" My pepper grinder I'm like
