
I want my Baphomet plushie (Chiptune version)
[Intro Childlike whisper] "Mommy doesn't understand... I need my soft demon in my hands..." [Verse 1] You buy me crosses, lace and pearls But I want horns and crimson curls! His little hooves go clip-clop-clip While angels make me yawn and sick [Pre-Chorus] "He's just a plushie, look—see?" "NO." "Then hell starts with me." [CHORUS] I WANT MY BAPHOMET PLUSHIE! MOM, DON'T BE SUCH A DUMMY! He's cute and not grumpy~! GIVE HIM TO ME... ...or else. [breakdown Industrial Goth robotic voice over factory sounds] ERROR. ERROR. PARENTAL PROTOCOL FAILURE. INITIATE: PLUSHIE ANARCHY SEQUENCE. (death metal scream) "NYA~!" [Verse 2] I drew the sigils, lit the lights Made all my Build-A-Bearrites Your credit card might just... break When 666 is what it takes~ [Verse 3] Tried to hide my occult funds But pentagrams don't lie, mom! Found my secret plushie stash Now she's screaming, "This is trash!" (whisper) But we know who's really trashy here... [CHORUS] I WANT MY BAPHOMET PLUSHIE! MOM, DON'T BE SUCH A DUMMY! He's cute and not grumpy~! GIVE HIM TO ME... ...or else. [interlude] [Verse 4] Locked me in my room to pray Jokes on you - he's on his way! UPS truck with crimson wheels Bringing all my darkling feels~ [Bridge] (sudden J-pop beat) One day you'll find him in your bed Little horns on your pillowhead Staring with his button eyes "Should've bought him, mom~" he sighs. [Final Chorus] I GOT MY BAPHOMET PLUSHIE! MOM, YOU WERE SO DUMMY! Now we cuddle eternally~ IN THE NAME OF... (toybox lullaby outro) ...fluffy heresy... [outro]

