**[Intro — Low Dirty Guitar Riff, Distant Bar Noise]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — low spoken voice]** Bartender... One more for the road. **[FULL BAND ENTERS — Slow Heavy Groove]** **[Verse 1 — Male Lead Vocal]** Found this place at a quarter to two Neon was dead but the whiskey was new Door swung open without a sound Stairs went down underneath the ground Old man drinking at the end of the bar Said he'd been sitting there since the end of the war Pretty little thing in a funeral veil Ordered something red in a silver pail **[Pre-Chorus — Male Lead Vocal]** Clock on the wall Stopped at twelve Nobody talking Mostly to themselves Then the bartender smiled at me With teeth that shouldn't be— **[Chorus — Male Lead with Male Gang Vocals]** It's **LAST CALL AT THE CRYPT!** Drink it down **LAST CALL AT THE CRYPT!** Six feet underground Raise your glass Take one more sip Nobody leaves after **LAST CALL AT THE CRYPT!** **[Male Gang Vocals]** LAST CALL! LAST CALL! **[Verse 2 — Male Lead Vocal]** Jukebox playing some forgotten tune Dust on the bottles, blood on the moon Asked that woman if she came here alone She said, “Not since nineteen sixty-one” Guy beside me had a hole in his chest Still wore a tie and his Sunday best I said, “Buddy, you don't look so hot” He said, “Neither will you if you
