"Yeah, sounds pretty goddamn bleak. But, heh, who wants to live for fuckin' ever?" [Verse] Beneath the leaves of Lórien you sang alone A voice born in twilight, a soul carved in stone But far from the starlight and moon-silvered trees You followed my scent on the rust-ridden breeze [Verse] I sat in my dive bar where the floor's stuck with gin Old neon burned through the smoke and the din The jukebox was fucked up, the whiskey was cheap And there, I first saw ya—Elvish sweet meat. [Chorus] You would have cast away Valinor's peace Given the light of Telperion’s trees We'd fuckin' sing the Doom of Mandos anew And the world would burn if I fuckin' walked it with you [Verse] You have walked with Beren through fire and night You have faced the Dark Lord, you fuckin' stole the light You, who once danced where no mortal may tread Got lost in my stink and the scuzz of my bed [Verse] We shattered the mirror between soul and skin I bit down on your lip and your fuckin' world caved in We fucked like a fire that refused to go cold And you clung to the ashes like fuckin' relics of old Aaaaah! [Chorus] We'd fuckin' tear the stars from Varda’s skies Fuckin' fall from your grace in the spots of my thighs You fuckin' silenced the Valar’s decree Just for another sniff of my pee. [Bridge – Elvish Quenya lament] Nai elenath nurruvalyë, fuckin' Scuzzy nárelya Scuzzy melmë nís, nai quétë lómillo Nai elenya auta, ar Scuzzy úvëa Scuzzy, ná sinta… Scuzzy, fuckin' ná sinta… "Yi-ha ha!" [Final Chorus] You fuckin' gave up the Song of the Ainur The White Flame of Eru, the long Elven shore Forsaken the Sea and the fuckin' West Wind Just to be my fuckin' two dollar whore. But I don't need that shit, I fuckin' sleep in the grime A one night stand, and I ain't got the time Fuckin' blaze like a comet, no cold Elvish dawn, And that silmaril you gave me, Fuckin' already pawned. "Tinúviel is fuckin' silent now. Still alive... just fuckin' boring." Yip yi-ha haaaaa!


