[Verse 1] Teach me how to doggie outside, outside Little paws tap on the front step tail got too much pride Sniff once sniff twice Circle like I’m thinkin’ “this grass feels nice” (hey!) Bones done, belly feelin’ heavy door cracked I’m ready already You grab the leash I got one job little king on a potty walk jog [Chorus] Outside, outside, ya have to dookie yard time, sidewalk, happy little movie Grass patch palace, moon in the sky Don’t even ask me to know why Outside, outside, ya have to dookie dance in a circle, wiggle that booty Bones all buried, towels on standby Don’t even ask me to know why [Verse 2] “Keep off the bedside” yeah, I heard that rule No stains on the blanket I’m a house-trained fool (woah) Nose on the doorknob eyes big, beggin’ You say the word “outside” and my whole world’s steppin’ Little dog code you learn it in time When the tummy says “go” you don’t wait in a line Rain coat, sunshine I don’t mind Just point to the porch I’ll do the rest outside [Chorus] Outside, outside, ya have to dookie yard time, sidewalk, happy little movie Grass patch palace, moon in the sky Don’t even ask me to know why Outside, outside, ya have to dookie dance in a circle, wiggle that booty Bones all buried, towels on standby Don’t even ask me to know why
