Trapped

[Chorus] There's a fart trapped in my crack Can't get it to escape I twist and turn, hope I can learn the path that it will take Gas bubble moves around I'm hoping that its silent But when it finds new purchase my cheeks start flapping with great violence [Verse] we're sitting at the funeral when my ass starts popping my in-laws faces fill with rage but my farts just aren't stopping my wife lost her uncle he died in a big explosion the church smells like wet diarrhea from all the gas that I was holding [Chorus] There's a fart trapped in my crack Can't get it to escape I twist and turn, hope I can learn the path that it will take Gas bubble moves around I'm hoping that its silent But when it finds new purchase my cheeks start flapping with great violence [Verse] dinner later was so hard her family judged me for my farts I told her that I couldn't hold it She said that her heart was broken Later the next weekend when tempers had cooled off We went to her parents house I grilled hot dogs with her pops [Bridge] Her mothers a hair stylist after lunch she trimmed my dome but my tummy started rumbling I had to let one go [Chorus] There's a fart trapped in my crack Can't get it to escape I twist and turn, hope I can learn the path that it will take Gas bubble moves around I'm hoping that its silent But when it finds new purchase my cheeks start flapping with great violence [Outro] Everyone went to the store Her mom crouched in front of me She lifted up the cape breathing in my fart so deep I looked at her in horror She started rubbing on her clit told me to rip several more before she made my wiener spit (Her mom's a fart connoisseur) (A secret fart loving whore) (It made her eyes water) (I'm married to her daughter)