[Intro] Where’s the box? Who took the box? Billy’s still inside—kick down the lock! [Verse 1] We hit the corner store at quarter past nine, Two greasy paws and a shopping cart spine. Twinkies in the basket, yellow packs in a row, Little raccoon bastard says, “Nobody says no.” Billy’s in the back room, tied up with twine, I bite through the knot while the clerk yells, “Mine!” We leave him with a snack and a dent in the door, Then we charge through the alley demanding more. [Chorus] Team Raccoon! Take the planet! Trash the lawn and stack it high! Team Raccoon! We have a plan: Garbage everywhere—this world is our can! [Verse 2] I ate a cigarette—bad idea, tasted like ash, Coughed up a storm and still asked for the stash. Billy says, “That’s enough,” with a look of disgust, I say, “I’m a raccoon; bad choices are us.” We roll up in a barrel, we rattle the bins, We’re tiny, we’re furious, we’re covered in sins. From the curb to the courthouse, from the park to the sea, We’ll make every place smell like victory. [Breakdown] Get the Twinkies! Save Billy! Drop the can! Team Raccoon! Little paws! Big mess! Planet’s next! [Chorus] Team Raccoon! Take the planet! Trash the lawn and stack it high! Team Raccoon! We have a plan: Garbage everywhere—this world is our can! [Outro] Billy’s safe! The snacks are gone! The bins are tipped! The takeover’s on! Team Raccoon! Team Raccoon!
