"Don't Call Me 'Sneaky Pete'"| Bari Zezmore

[Verse] If I told you everything I know You'd go mad And if you told me everything you want I could buy it How do I know? I heard it from your boyfriend's girlfriend Who told it to your girlfriend's boyfriend And if you need someone who can keep a secret Don't call me 'Sneaky Pete' No one should keep a secret And I don't like 'Sneaky Pete' [Chorus] Oh Please Call me 'Sweetie Pie' or 'Sweet Pea' Call me 'Sugar Lips' or 'Pookie' 'Apple Bottom' or 'G-String' 'Rock God' 'Ball Hog' 'Orchestra' 'Demon' or 'Ghost' [Verse 2] I can tell you everything you don't know you know I can show you everything you don't see you see I can see what you can't see That's how I know what you don't know you know How do I know? I heard it from your mom's dad's best friend Who told it to your dad's mom's worst enemy And if you need someone to bring you into the light Don't call me 'Sneaky Pete' Because I need to do more to deserve 'Sneaky Pete' [Chorus] Oh Please Call me 'Sweetie Pie' or 'Sweet Pea' Call me 'Sugar Lips' or 'Pookie' 'Apple Bottom' or 'G-String' 'Rock God' 'Ball Hog' 'Orchestra' 'Demon' or 'Ghost' [Verse 3] And if you need someone who can change the world Well Call me But if you need someone to keep the world the same Don't call me Because if I told you everything I know You'd go mad And if you told me everything you want I could buy it How do I know? I heard it from your boyfriend's girlfriend Who told it to your girlfriend's boyfriend And if you need someone who can keep a secret Don't call me 'Sneaky Pete' No one should keep a secret And I don't like 'Sneaky Pete' [Chorus] Oh Please Call me 'Sweetie Pie' or 'Sweet Pea' Call me 'Sugar Lips' or 'Pookie' 'Apple Bottom' or 'G-String' 'Rock God' 'Ball Hog' 'Orchestra' 'Demon' or 'Ghost' [Bridge] Call me 'Demon' Call me 'Ghost' Call me 'Sneaky Pete' If you must But don't you call me 'Steve'