[Verse 1] Gotta toss my best hat on Tip it well, I ain't no fraud Power button -- posture check Let's Crack that soda, see my pets "Hey e-kitten, I just bought your set!" [Chorus] Moderatin', Moderatin' Clean the server -- from all that hatin' Check the logs, clean those blips With the ladies, I'm a HIT! [Chorus] Moderatin', Moderatin' Clean the server -- from all that hatin' Check the logs, clean those blips With the ladies, I'm a HIT! How could I not be a HIT?! [Verse 2] Crumbs on my shirt but it's ok I just know mom's got dinner on the way Kitten, are you hungry too? I can always get you some food! [Verse 3] She knows me better than no other Sends me pics when I just Zell her No we never need video Cause to kitten, I'm her hero! In these servers, I ban the ZERO'S! [Chorus] Moderatin', Moderatin' Clean the server -- from all that hatin' Check the logs, clean those blips With the ladies, I'm a HIT! How could I not be a HIT?! [Chorus 2] Moderatin', Moderatin' All this trash talk, they're just baitin' Check the logs, clean those blips Even more ladies?! Woah I'm a HIT! How could I not be a HIT?! [Verse 4] Inbox full of lovely maidens Oh how my heart is theirs for the takin' They all sent the same message though... It's all good, they're just nervous -- I know! [Verse 5] Finally done replyin' and they've got me cryin' How lucky can one guy be? So many e-kittens -- it's a sea! My lovelies, I WILL PROTECT THEE! [Chorus] Moderatin', Moderatin' Clean the server -- from all that hatin' Check the logs, clean those blips With the ladies, I'm a HIT! How could I not be a HIT?!
