This Could’ve Been an Email [NDC]

------------------------------------------------------------- Nordic Discord Challenge w. 21 Style: Broadway Musical Theme: The most boring day ever Challenge Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/1c86be07-0de2-495b-b3cf-54a4d8d70deb Want to join Nordic Discord Challenge? Check out the Swedish chat on the SUNO Discord server! ------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] "9:01, coffee’s cold, but it’s alright." "Could be worse! Could be.... wait...? meeting at nine?" "Oh... Fantastic.... - Just fantastic..." [Verse] A dozen squares on a flickering screen, One guy’s muted, one’s eating a bean. Linda’s frozen, Bob’s too loud, Steve’s in his car, lost in a cloud. [Pre-Chorus] We’ve covered this... yes, last Thursday! Rebranding..? No, it’s just surveys. The pie chart’s back... it looks the same, Oh wait... now it’s got my name?! [Chorus] This could’ve been an e-mail! A simple, little note..! Instead, I sit here smiling, While my soul dissolves like oat..milk in bad coffee... Oooh-ooh... This could’ve been an e-mail! (could’ve been an e-mail..) [Break] "You’re muted, Gary..." "No, go ahead..." "Guys, I’m in traffic, I can’t see the thread..." "Please mute yourself, there’s an echo..." "What are we talking about..?" [Verse] The boss is talking.. God knows why, The budget’s shrinking.. morale’s sky-high. No one listens, no one cares, Why is Mark still in his chair..? (He quit last week, I swear.) [Bridge] There’s a world outside… With trees and air and dogs that run... And I am trapped, my will undone… All for synergy... or something dumb. [Final Chorus] This could’ve been an email! Just bullet points... concise..! Instead, I stare at ceiling tiles, And rethink all my life! Oooh-ooh... This could’ve been an e-mail! (could’ve been an e-mail..) [Refrain] This could’ve been an email! Just bullet points... concise! Instead, I stare at ceiling tiles, And rethink all my life! "Alright, let’s take this offline…"