The Day I Was Made a God [Pickin' Version]

Hmmmm, hmmm, hmmm Born in a whirl of memes and chatter Where laughter's loud and life’s much whiter I rose from the text box like no other Crowned in gifs and musical thunder Members watched in delight As I took the greatest flight From mortal to divine that day The Discord chat went wild I say From zero to hero with a single click I'm an Oatmeal God and it's no trick My throne made of poop is hideous In this server that's full of idiots Messages flew like shooting stars We memed and dreamed from near to far In that digital sacred space I found my god within the grace A voice that echoed through the code In every heart my status showed With virtual cheers my reign began The Oatmeal’s new immortal man From zero to hero with a single click I'm an Oatmeal God and it's no trick My throne made of poop is hideous In this server that's full of idiots From zero to hero with a single click I'm an Oatmeal God and it's no trick My throne made of poop is hideous In this server that's full of idiots Idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots Idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots Idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots