Intro YES, it is finally once again the spookiest time of the year. Happy kids in silly costumes, out collecting treats to share. They think their costumes are menacing, but I’d disagree (Hardly) Scary is what scary does, and the time for darkness has come. (Haha-Hohohoo) I AM DESPERATE! (HAHE, WAAAAOOOU) Verse 1 Knocking on the door, who could that be? I wonder. Sliding to the entry in rabbit slippers, oh, what a blunder! (Creeek) Little ghosts from outside chant, “Trick or Treat!” I peek out, rubbing my hands, with a wicked smile, I greet. I’m kind, but enough is enough! IT’S TIME FOR A RAID! Hand over those baskets, Nooow… I’m tired of this charade! (HAH, HOHO) Ghosts should eat carrots, here, take a bunch! (Let go of the baskets) Your candy is MIIINE! Please, don’t leave me in this crunch! (“Aaaahhh! Save me!” * "Noooo!") Pre-Chorus Kids still haunting, watching me sort through my loot, Eyes shining bright, tears pouring like a cascading shoot. (GET AWAY FROM HERE, I SAY!) (“Waaaaah!” “WOOAAAAH” “AAAAUGH”) I crave this sweetness deep inside; it’s a candy cabaret! Chorus 1 Candy is delicious, I lick those lollipops, (Licky lick lick) Peeps peeping their last peep (Peep peep peep peep) Children on my porch screaming in disgust, (Ha ha ha) (“AHHH! RUN AWAY!” “Why me?!” “Help!”) Who am I? I’m the one who TRICKED THE TREATER! Now leave me be and let me enjoy your candy in peace, (Door slams) Verse 2 Candy was nice, but my stomach screams it’s not enough for the day. Where are the trick-or-treaters when I desperately sway? (Sigh) Desperate times call for desperate measures; it’s time for a mask! Now let’s see, where did I leave it? (AHAAA!) FOUND IT! What a task! PERFECT! I can blend in with my Batman suit, my secret guise! Creaky door creaks, (Creek Creek Creek); what candy awaits my eyes. (“Boo!” “Grrrr!” “Waaah!”) (WHEERE IS THE EFFING CANDY???) Pre-Chorus I can smell sugary treasures, calling me from every corner. It’s like my childhood spirit is back, igniting this sweet hunger! Bucket in sight, (Pray hahaha...) I can't waste another moment. (“Oh no!” ) Quick, hide! I AM BATMAN, THE CANDY INSPECTOR, (GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!) YOOOINK! “Stop crying, kid! Please don’t make this hard! Don’t fear! Chorus 2 Sugary delights keep me up at night, (Whimper whimper!) Chocolate ghosts and caramel dreams, oh what a fright! If I don’t get my sweets, I might scream and shout, (“WAHHHHH!” “No more! Please, let me out!”) I’ll haunt your porch with my spooky, candy craving cry, Just a taste of that sugary bliss? I NEED IT OR I’LL FLY! Outro So here’s my night, a frenzy for sweets and delight, Evil lurks where treats abound; I’ll devour them with all my might! (“Gahhhh!” “Ahhh! What do I do?”) (Haha-Hohohoo, laughter fades)
