The Notorious B.I.G. - Doo Doo on my hands

[Doo Doo on My Hand (Retail Crawlspace Rap)] Yo, life is rough, man, life get cold Work retail all day, still broke, shit getting old Punch that clock, back hurt, knees all bent Whole paycheck gone before the money even spent Met this plumber dude, said “ride with me” Thought it sounded better than inventory Now I’m belly-down crawling where the pipes all ran Got little problem: i got doo doo on my hands doo doo.. doo doo.. doo on my hands [HOOK:] Doo doo on my hand, man, this wasn’t the plan Creepin’ through the crawlspace scaring snakes and rats On my knees, on my hands, in the dirt and sand Tryna make a dollar with the doo doo.. Doo doo on my on my hands Doo doo on my hand, and the smell won’t leave Got me questioning life and the things I believe Retail didn’t pay, now I’m in deep With the doo doo Doo doo on my hand, man doo on my hands Cold beam flashlight, spiderweb ceiling Existential crisis mixed with a bad feeling Plumber laughing hard, said “boy you’ll understand” This the working-class blues with the sewage on your hand Every pipe leaking, every joint rusted Every promise from the boss already busted Mama said “study,” now I barely can stand Cause I got the doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands [HOOK:] Doo doo on my hand, man, this wasn’t the plan Creepin’ through the crawlspace talking to the rats In the dirt and sand. On my knees, on my hands Tryna make a dollar with the doo doo Doo doo on my hands [Bridge:] And the rent still due And the truck need gas And the customer yelling while I’m hauling my ass Life hit hard when adulthood began Now there’s doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands. Met this girl, yeah she nice and shit Thought maybe this time I could ride with it Tried playin’ cool, see where dice will land But she looked real worried at my hands Then she dipped real quick with a random dude Whole room changed, killed the mood She said, “Boy, you cursed, don’t you understand? You got that NASTY doo doo.. DOO DOO on your hands.” damn… that’s a bust before the mission ends That’s what you get when fate don’t bend Every time I try, life got other plans Cause I got this doo doo.. DOO DOO on my hands [HOOK:] doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands Guess that’s where the story ends Cause i Gotta doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands Every plan crash-lands With this doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands Walked home slow past the hot dog stand Moonlight shining on these trembling hands Maybe it’s bad luck, maybe life too grand Maybe everybody scared of the doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands Plumber job stink, retail job dead Bad ideas circling inside my head Spiderweb crawlspace, pipes and sand life turned strange with the doo doo on my hands [HOOK:] doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands Guess that’s where the story ends Got this doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands doo doo on my hands No matter where I land Still got doo doo.. Doo doo on my hands. So I rub and I scrub But the stank still lingers Got doo-doo hidin’ Between my fingers Mama said, “Boy, time to make amends You a grown man now, gotta make some plans” But I can’t make progress, I can’t make friends With this doo-doo on my hands?! [HOOK:] Doo-doo on my hands Doo-doo on my hands Every time I wash it off somehow it comes back again Doo-doo on my hands Doo-doo on my hands Tryna live respectable But the curse don’t end Got scented soap, bleach wipes too Hot water running till my whole hand blue Still one little whiff got me shook where I stand Like destiny itself in the palm of my hand Boss said “son, you late again” Plumber dude laughing in the work van Even stray dog crossed the street when I waved my hand Whole world knows about the doo-doo on my hands... -- Doo doo...