Bedbug Blues (Vocal Styles: Miranda's soprano voice should be piercing and slightly frantic; Annelies' alto should be a low, guttural counterpoint. Lyrics: The lyrics should be graphic and detailed without being explicit (e.g., use metaphors like "tiny vampires"). Instrumentation: The electric guitar should be distorted and used to create a sense of unease and urgency. The drums should be chaotic and aggressive, mirroring the feeling of infestation.) (Verse 1 - Miranda) Tiny claws, a silent creep, Crawling 'cross the sheets, a crawling leap. Across the sheets, and under your skin, Bedbugs, they're hungry, and they're in sin. (Verse 2 - Annelies) Tiny bites, a red-hot sting, Scratching 'till the morning, I'm not winning. Lost in the night, a gruesome sight, The bedbug's feast, in the dead of night. (Verse 3 - Miranda) Blood-red stains on my sheets and walls, Scuttling armies, across the halls. Little monsters, a terrible sight, Bedbugs, hiding in the pale moonlight. (Verse 4 - Annelies) They feast on flesh, a gruesome treat, Biting, crawling, under my feet. A war of tiny claws, a never-ending fight, Bedbugs feasting, in the dead of night. (Verse 5 - Miranda) Exterminator's coming, with poison spray, They'll exterminate them, in their own way. The battle's won, they're finally gone, Bedbugs no more, their reign is done. (Verse 6 - Annelies (Duet with Miranda)) But what about their exoskeletons, Crushing them with a vengeance, it's hellish and cruel, Bloodstains everywhere, a terrible sight, Bedbugs' feast, in the dead of night. (Verse 7 - Miranda) We'll clean the floors, and dust the shelves, To get rid of them, it's a great relief. Their tiny bodies, scattered everywhere, Bedbugs, they're gone, and they're not there. (Verse 8 - Annelies (Duet with Miranda)) But somewhere, there are other bugs, Bedbugs lurking, in the dark, they're always lurking. They're lurking in shadows, a never-ending fright, Bedbugs will come back, at the dead of night.
